What today needs is some crazy internet animals that think they are people. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s the reason the internet was invented way back in 2007 – to show everyone how flippin RAD animals are.
Animals have existed for well over 90 years in various forms namely flying, crawling, swimming and running. Their primary function is to provide LOLZ for mankind over the internet and taste delicious.
Animals were first discovered in their natural habitat, pet stores, where they begin their lives as tiny replicas of their fully-grown selves and spend a lot of time chewing (except fish, but they can’t be really classified as animals as they belong to the reptile family).
Animals can be very well-trained. This animal is very well-trained not to jump on the bed when his owner is home. This is what happens when his owner ISN’T home.
Clever animal…
Animals also have great skills when it comes to DJ-ing as this helps them create close packs of like-minded animal friends in the wild for hunting and partying purposes.
Here are examples of great musical skills with animals:
Moar:
That particular animal featured in the last video (The Gote) also has impressive skills when it comes to balancing on flexible steel sheets.
Don’t believe me?
How about now?
Birds, which are animals that no one really knows what they are, are also extremely important to the interwebs ecosystem when it comes to generating LOLZ.
Here is an example of a Lesser Spotted Smooth Operator proving this point:
You know what’s also rad? Taking LSD:
Have a killer weekend Party People.
See ya’ll next week for more insane ramblings 
-ST
