Posts Tagged ‘scientifically accurate spider-man

24
Jul
13

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales Confirms That Ducks Are On A Whole Other Level Of Messed Up

Scientifically Accurate DucktailsYou guys remember the video I posted awhile back called “True Facts About Ducks?” If so, let me just apologise again for subjecting you to it because ducks, as it turns out, are very, very fucked up.

The guys who brought you “Scientifically Accurate Spiderman” must have watched “True Facts About Ducks” because everything you’re about to see in the following video is indeed true.

All I can say is thank Jeebers we all watched the normal version of Ducktales as children as opposed to the scientifically accurate version because if we’d been subjected to the latter, our fragile little minds would have been irreparably damaged.

Here’s the original theme song in case you don’t remember it:

 

 

And here’s the scientifically accurate version (WARNING: Don’t watch this if you are easily offended or still feeling sensitive after the recent FHM debacle):

 

 

Um… go science?

-ST

28
Feb
13

Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man Is A weird Little Asshole

Scientifically Accurate SpidermanIn keeping with this week’s theme on the site, namely posting random, disturbing internet videos so I can get away with doing very little actual writing, allow me to present to you “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man”.

I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to look at Spider-Man the same way again after having watched this. Turns out spiders are weird little assholes who we should definitely not model our superheroes after.

Still though, I’d pay good money to watch a scientifically accurate Spider-Man movie. It would probably be much like watching The Fly (anyone ever see that? Wow it was fucked up…) and Toby Maguire would be PERFECT for it!

Anyway. With no further ado. Here is “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man”:

 

 

Jesus. Spiders produce milk!?

What weird little assholes!

-ST