Them's Fightin' Words

Hey guys, wattup? I didn’t post this weekend because basically all I did was pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack and after all that packing, I packed, packed, packed, packed and fucking packed some more.

Fuck! Can you handle all that packing? I sure as hell couldn’t! I think I’ve lost my mind a little, jayziz! Probably shouldn’t have dicked around so much during the week…

This post is to apologise in advance for what a scrappy week this is going to be. Today at 2pm I head to Bloem, then tomorrow I nail the rest of the drive to CT, then Wednesday morning I leave for a 3 day conference with my new company where I probably won’t be able to blog.

If I could, I would blog my ass off while road trippin’, but I’m handing back my work laptop and don’t have one besides that.

BUT, I’m not a total douchebag. To keep you guys entertained while I’m away, here are this site’s top posts to date. Read ‘em slowly, maybe like one a day until I get back on the horse, that way you won’t miss me too badly / forget about me completely.

Wish me luck, and if anything bad happens, always remember that in this life, it’s better to be a slick willy than a smooth arsehole.

Here are the posts:

NO.1 â€œThe SlickTiger Guide To Klapping Gym Boet!” (Click it BOET! EAT SOME WEIGHTS!)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/the-slicktiger-guide-to-klapping-gym-boet/

NO. 2 “A Sad Day For Dogs” (who knew this post would be so popular?! Weird I tell you, flippin weird)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/a-sad-day-for-dogs/ 

NO. 3 “Death By Ayoba!” (the first post that got people all antsy about this site, a classic!)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/death-by-ayoba/ 

NO. 4 “The Parlotones Irritate The Living Shit Out Of Me” (self explanatory really…)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/01/28/the-parlotones-irritate-the-living-shit-out-of-me/ 

NO. 5 “My Top 5 Calvin & Hobbes Christmas Cartoons” (I love Calvin & Hobbes, this is why)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/my-top-5-calvin-hobbes-christmas-cartoons/

NO. 6 “Halloween Dos And Donts – A Course For Social Retards” (includes a dildo!)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/halloween-dos-and-donts-a-crash-course-for-social-retards/

NO. 7 “Top Billing Is Desensitising My Gag Reflex” (man did I have fun writing this one!)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/top-billing-is-desensitising-my-gag-reflex/

NO. 8 “The Most Hungover I’ve Ever Been At Work” (DON’T read this while eating. In fact, probably DON’T read this AT ALL)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/01/22/the-most-hungover-ive-ever-been-at-work/

NO. 9 “Who Cares About The Killers?” (cause seriously, who the fuck does?)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/who-cares-about-the-killers/

NO. 10 “The One Thing I Feel Is Missing From The Interweb” (*5! Yeah! Good for you? Awesome, me too)

http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/01/21/the-one-thing-i-feel-is-missing-from-the-interweb/

So yeah, enjoy! And I’ll see you guys on the other side.

Keep on keepin’ on 😉

-ST