Posts Tagged ‘friday lolz

15
Aug
14

Friday LOLZ – A Welcome Return Of Extreme Whatthefuck?!

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tumblr_n8nee0YQpR1qax6olo1_1280 It’s been a long time since my last Friday LOLZ post, which is great news because it means I’ve been storing up all the unspeakably weird shit I’ve found specially for you guys!

Feels good to be back posting my regular features again after the long dry spell I’ve suffered. In fact, this is the first week in about three months in which I’ve managed to post every day.

Sure, I might not have a job, a car, a place to stay, any furniture, a fiancée, a daughter (until September), any direction in my life or any real purpose at the moment, but at least I posted five times on my site. Whoop whoop dee doo.

Anyway, here’s the aforementioned weird shit I mentioned. Starting with an informative video on how to have cybersex:

 

 

Phew. That is some steamy sheeit right there. Yesssssssssssssssssss.

Moving swiftly along to our animal friends…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some glitches in the Matrix I’d like to bring to your attention:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not forgetting our friends the Japanese, who I’m pretty sure invented the phrase “weird shit” back in 1953:

 

 

 

So much whatthefuck…

And then just a random selection of things that made me chuckle:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my favourite of them all:

 

 

Have a killer weekend party people, catch ya’ll next week 😉

-ST

27
Sep
13

Friday LOLZ – Sleep Deprived Edition 2

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insomnia-strugglesThere are bad nights, there are worse nights and there are nights when you have a newborn baby that cries off and on from the moment you get home until 3am.

You think you’ve handled stressful situations? Wait until you got kids (if you don’t already) and they don’t stop crying and you have no idea why. Nothing drains your energy like a screaming baby, swear to God. Nothing.

So forgive me if the “LOLZ” I’ve tracked down this week are kinda out there. If it makes me seem a little less weird, these make a lot more sense if you watch Breaking Bad, play GTA V and KLAP GYM BOET!

Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s all for this week folks, but tune in again next week for more Tiger good time interweb shenanigans.

Have an A1 day!

-ST

23
Aug
13

Friday LOLZ – Sleep Deprivation Edition

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tumblr_mrg5nxZVnh1qzmowao1_500So yeah. Not a lot of posting happening on the site at the moment, sorry about that guys, but with the little Cub to look after things are a little cray-cray at the moment.

Things will settle down (people tell me) but in the meantime, sleep is a precious commodity for J-Rab and I that we don’t seems to be getting our normal quota of at the moment.

Of course, with sleep deprivation come all of it’s awesome side effects like laughing for an inappropriately long time at things that aren’t really that funny at all and generally feeling like you’re watching your life from the outside.

Speaking of things that aren’t really funny at all – here are things like that. Starting with a bird dancing in a bag because what else is there to do in a bag?

 

 

Then there’s this waking nightmare I had about the Simpsons the other day…

 

 

Followed by Nicolas Cage in his Cageface suit.

 

 

Shark news reporter…

 

 

More nightmare stuffs…

 

 

 

 

What happens when game developers take too much acid…

 

 

RL Spiderman.

 

 

The raddest squirrel known to mankind:

 

 

This:

 

 

And this:

 

 

If at this stage you’re thinking, “Holy shit Papa Slick, you need to get some sleep, son!” then I have only this to say to you:

 

 

Have a killer weekend Party People. Anyone needs me I’ll be dead asleep (hopefully).

-ST

28
Jun
13

Friday LOLZ Payday Edition

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aD00eQB_460sIt’s been a heavy month on the wallet here at SlickTiger Industries, that’s for damn sure but the great news is that today is officially payday bitches! Thank sweet baby Jeebers.

In celebration of this and to give you guys a break from all the sad Madiba news we are being bombarded with, today we are just going to kick back, dig some rad Friday LOLZ and let the good times roll.

As is the norm here on the site, some of these I’ve chosen because they appeal to my warped sense of humour and others I’ve chosen just because they are plain weird.

Dig it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a killer weekend Party People Winking smile

-ST

03
May
13

Friday LOLZ – Bad Posting Week Addition

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tumblr_mlkk0xTI7r1r3k73wo1_500It’s been a bad week for posting here on TFW, no two ways about it. What few posts there have been were all posted late and content has been a little on the thin side.

I blame Workers Day. When that basterd rolled around, I downed tools and kicked firmly into neutral so I could schloomf through the week towards the weekend and them schloomf some more.

So to wrap things up, here is some random interwebs hilarity I’ve found on my travels, carefully stolen from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from someone. Kick back, make some coffee and have a chuckle as we edge ever closer to the weekend, fuck yeah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As you were soldier.

As you were.

-ST

05
Apr
13

Friday LOLZ Cat Depression Edition

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tumblr_mk4532YNjW1ql2603o1_500Easter has really thrown things off kilter here at SlickTiger Industries, so my apologies for the shocking lack of posting, things will be on track next week fo sho.

In the meantime, I’m eating musli, drinking green tea and wallowing in this weird funk that I woke up in today. I think I’m suffering from chronic cat-induced depression.

See, our cat is cheating on us. We’ve been in denial about it for some time now, but all the evidence is piling up and it’s getting pretty hard to turn a blind eye anymore.

We’re pretty sure it’s the neighbours downstairs. On more than one occasion we have found our cat down there, hanging out with them when she should be at home hanging out with us.

It’s kinda heartbreaking. I mean fuck, we love her, care for her, we fucking gave her a home to have her kittens in, we saved her from the goddamn street and how does she repay us?

 

 

By running off with the neighbours who I swear to God are feeding her every time she goes around there, loving her and fucking letting her sleep in their fucking house!

Fuck this fucking shit. What the fuck? What a total load of bullshit, there is no justice in the world, fuck her, she can fucking have those shitty pot-smoking vegetarian motherfuckers if she wants. If she thinks they are better than us, then she can fuck right off, I don’t need this shit in my life.

Anyway. Friday LOLZ. Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

And now, here’s my professional career summed up in one picture:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s the opposite of what our fucking cat is like:

 

 

 

Have a great weekend. I really hope your guys pets don’t cheat on you the way our is.

After everything we’ve done for her… it’s just so fucking wrong… I swear to God, I’m going home this afternoon and punching those neighbours IN THE FACE.

-ST

08
Mar
13

Other Level Friday LOLZ

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Categories: Killer Posts, Radass Videos and Satire, Irony And Vitriol
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tumblr_mitevdEbCn1qj26eao1_500It’s a rainy-ass day in Cape Town, what I like to call a classic GTFH day (gothefuckhome). I swear I’d actually pay my company R500 to let me just go home and go back to bed. Five hundred big ones. Done deal.

But sadly that’s not gonna happen. Instead I’ll get through today as best I can and try to duck out at 4. Hopefully by then it’s still all rainy and overcast and I can nail a flippin awesome afternoon nap.

Meanwhile, life carries on, but to make it a little more bearable for you badass mofos I’ve thrown together yet another random collection of Friday LOLZ that I think you’ll enjoy.

Starting with this spoof intro for Walking Dead from 1995:

 

 

And if that weren’t awesome enough, here’s Breaking Bad 1995 style:

 

 

Ahh 1995… you kill me every time…

In other news:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a killer weekend party people!

Be rad Winking smile

-ST

15
Feb
13

Friday Lolz – The BEst 5 Mins You’ll Spend At Work Today (Except For When You Pack Up To Leave)

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tumblr_mgsabecGzq1rytly3o1_500S’up Party People! Friday fuck yeah! How crazy has this week been? In fact how crazy has this year been? 2013 is not fucking around in any way, it’s here to kick your balls and that’s that.

So anyway, I dug up some pretty random stuff to brighten up your day today folks, hope you guys dig it, especially the first video which was doing the rounds yesterday for Valentine’s Day.

Also spare a thought for your Tiger pal today. I had root canal on Monday that is still fucking sore. God DAYUM! Anyone else out there had root canal recently? How much longer is this shit gonna last?!

Anyway. In other news. Russians are fucked up:

 

 

 

 

The girl’s expression in that one makes the pic for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This next one is for all the Breaking Bad fans out there.

 

 

While we’re on the subject…

 

 

And the winner iiiiiiiisssssss…

 

 

Have a killer weekend boys and girls.

Be safe out there ok?

And remember, it’s better to be a slick willy than a smooth arsehole Winking smile

-ST