Ma charnas and belters it’s been a helluva long flippin time. And during that time your Tiger pel has seen a lotta KLAP GYM type of CHOPHEADS come onto the interwebs and try be like the Tiger, but you ous know.
There is only ONE TIGER in the jungle, the original charna, the GODFATHER of KLAPPING IT and he’s name is SLICKY-T. The other dooses will come and go, but THIS DOOS is here to stay.
Now that thats sorted, I feel like it’s my duty to share something with you ous that I never knowed was even humanly possibly. Laaities – irrhitating little shitheads who run around breaking all your stuff and kakking there pant right? WRONG!
What I’m about to show you will make your eyeballs flippin BURST OUTTA YOUR HEAD and your BRAINS EXPLODE ALL OVER THE PLACE. Somewhere out there in the world there are two laaities who have achieved the ULTIMATE in KLAPPING WEIGHTS, GETTING BUFF and LOOKING TIT and their, like, flippin HALF OUR AGE!
Check these buff charnas out, yirre. KLAPPING IT! (Shout out to MAXINE THE GYM-KLAPPING MACHINE for sending these to her Tiger pel)
So that’s how these laaities chill, just eating weights for breakfast lunch and supper, smashing them in their face with their FLIPPIN ADORABLE BLUE SLIPPERS ON.
But just wait. It gets better. Even though these little monsters are’nt even 10 flippin years old, they have still learned how to go into full-on BEAST MODE.
Are you sitting down? SIT DOWN! That’s better.
Ok, now check THIS:
Now THAT’S how you raise a laaitie. None of this Teletubbies, Bren 10, Hana Fontanas bullshit. WEIGHTS, PROTEIN and DANGEROUS ANABOLIC STEROIDS EVERY DAY are the way to raise a rage-filled, murderous little PSYCHOPATH.
Well done Romania. Flippin WELL DONE BOET.
Slicky-T out.
-ST
