You guys remember the video I posted awhile back called “True Facts About Ducks?†If so, let me just apologise again for subjecting you to it because ducks, as it turns out, are very, very fucked up.
The guys who brought you “Scientifically Accurate Spiderman†must have watched “True Facts About Ducks†because everything you’re about to see in the following video is indeed true.
All I can say is thank Jeebers we all watched the normal version of Ducktales as children as opposed to the scientifically accurate version because if we’d been subjected to the latter, our fragile little minds would have been irreparably damaged.
Here’s the original theme song in case you don’t remember it:
And here’s the scientifically accurate version (WARNING: Don’t watch this if you are easily offended or still feeling sensitive after the recent FHM debacle):
Um… go science?
-ST
