So many retarded people in the world, all of them clambering shamelessly for a voice on the internet so they can get their 15 minutes of fame while the rest of us watch in mute horror.
A prime example of what I’m talking about is GloZell who, besides the fact that she has the worst name I think I’ve ever heard, is also a total fucking retard in every way.
I’m a little late to the party with this one so you might have seen these videos already a long time ago, but if you haven’t, you’re about to watch the dumbest fucking human I’ve seen in a good long time eat things that would make a goat puke.
To start things off, here’s her infamous “Cinnamon Challenge†that did the rounds a few months ago.
Check it:
I know right? How can anyone possibly be so fucking stupid. Sure, she might just be faking that she’s that dumb and doing it for the attention but still, doesn’t that make her pretty dumb regardless?
While you ponder that little gem of wisdom from your Tiger pal, gave a look at this next one – there aren’t actually words to describe how fucking awesome it is so I’m not even going to try.
It’s like she’s fucking possessed! The power of Christ compels you! Hahaha, what a fucking retard.
Aaaaaanyway, as a bonus video, check out this guy and his awesome homemade sparkler:
Classic. Pretty sure I’ve seen Wylie Coyote do that EXACT same thing about 100 times.
That’s alls I gots today party people. Have a killer weekend – if you’re in Cape Town, curl up and get some DVDs or something tonight cause this rain looks like it’s here to stay.
Adios!
-ST
