Posts Tagged ‘buff charnas

12
Nov
13

Team Tiger Saves Balls

DDR5We did it okes. Team Tiger And The Buff Charnas got together for a good cause and ran for our balls at the DAREdevil Run 2013. To all the ous who joined Team Tiger, you charnas are LEGENDS!

In fact, to all the ous who ran the DAREdevil Run in Cape Town, you are the BUFFEST ous in the land. To go out their in a red speedo and run up and down Seapoint promenade getting wolve whistles takes BALLS.

I must say though, the actual RUNNING part was a flippin’ weird sensation for me. After 10 minutes it was like a ou was pouring flippin BATTERY ACID into my legs, yirre!

But anyway, I finished and had a jol whilse raising awareness for cancer and saving my balls and the balls of others. Here are some pics of me and the BUFF ous from TEAM TIGER:

 

 

 

 

 

Big shout out to the event organisers for actually taking a stand for a serious cause instead of just growing a flippin pervert traffic cop moustache on your lip because you’ve always wondered what you’d look like as a pervert traffic cop.

Keep on klapping it okes!

Until next time.

-ST

04
Jun
12

Okes Who Like To Klap It #15: Avastar Nightclub Charna

AvastarOkes, I want you to tell me STRAIGHT when the last time was when you had your mind flippin’ BLOWN by a nightclub experience that was like a Las Vegas THEME-BASED HOTEL?!

Cause what I’m about to show you is gonna make you KAK it’s so flippin’ off the chain!

Remember the first time you walked into Monte Casino and were like, “FLIP BOET! Am I inside or outside?! It’s so flippin’ REALISTIC I can’t tell the difference! Am I in EUROPE?! What the flip is going on?!”

Well ma boychays and belters, now imagine that experience happening again but instead of being in a foreign country, you’re gonna be on the foreign PLANET OF AVATAR!

That’s right. Some GENIUS ous out there have recreahated the 3D experience of Avatar in a nightclub called AVASTAR that’s gonna flippin change Rivonia into the nightclub CAPITAL of South Africa.

 

 

We’re talking FLAME-THROWERS EVERY 10 MINUTES, LCD MACHINES, LOW-FOG CHANDELIERS, OPTICAL-FIBRO CRYSTAL SNOW INTERACTION BAR COUNTERS, THE WORKS MY FRIEND!

And don’t even get me flippin started on the beautiful Avatar works of art all over the club that show blue Avatar BELTERS with lekker big boobs because okes, women in this club are goddesses!

So how do you approach one of these goddess BELTERS to talk to you? Okes, the Avastar Nightclub Charna has your BACK on this one boet! He’s got a trick boychays and if you just watch the video below, he will learn you this VITAL TRICK for free!

What a flippin’ LEGEND!

 

 

Boet, all I can say is I look forward in seeing HIM there at Avastar because a nightclub like that doesn’t come around every day ma boychays, no.

It comes for 6 months at a time, MAXIMUM, so check it out before they close it after the flippin BUFF bouncers at the place take too much juice one night and by mistake kill a oke who asks where the toilet is in a KAK tone of voice.

See you BUFF ous and BELTERS there!

-ST

15
Mar
12

BUFF CHARNAS Unite For SA’s First Lumberjack Festival

sexy-male-lumberjackHere on SlickTiger we’ve been known to celebrate some BUFF CHARNAS from time to time.

Ous like PAUL MAIN MAN, who is kak at installing ASDL lines in your office, but great at spading the BELTERS who work there and ANTON TAYLOR, who is a LEGENDARY OKE and also the International Man Of Movember.

But there’s a group of okes who doesn’t feature on this site. A group of okes so BUFF they can saw trees down with their BARE HANDS! Charnas who don’t shave! They just knock the stubble back through their cheeks with a hammer, pull the beard hair out with their teeth and then spit it on the GROUND!

That’s right! I’m talking about the MASSIVE AND RIPPED FEARLESS OKES who risk their lives EVERY DAY to make LAUGH IT OFF T-SHIRTS!

 

 

You think just a ordinary oke can make T-Shirts like that?! Kak man! You gotta be flippin OFF THE CHAIN BUFF to come up with the shirts those okes do and even BUFFER to survive the court cases that kak okes try and sue you with when you upset there brands.

So you better believe when MONSTER OKES like them get together and make a festival, it’s not just gonna be any ordinary kak thing.

Are you sitting down for what I’m gonna tell you? Hey?! Don’t be a chophead, SIDDOWN MAN!

That’s better. Now. What I was saying again? Oh ja…

On the Saturday the 14th April and the Sunday the 15th April you better not have any plans cause for the first time in South Africa EVER, Laugh It Off and STIHL are going to do a LUMBERJACK FESTIVAL at LIEVLAND wine farm (by Stellies) that’s gonna make you KAK YOUR PANTS!

 

 

It’s gonna be everything from fun runs to live music and the BEST PART is the LUMBER GAMES.

There’s gonna be flippin TREE CLIMBING, flippin Stock Saw, flippin’ JACK AND JILL CROSSCUT SAW, flippin LOG HURLING and even flippin AXE THROWING!

You can klap a GIANT TREE SWING, a MONSTER WATER SLIDE, a PEDAL BOAT RACING and the buffest of them all, TREE PLANTING! Because, you know, nature is dying of carbon gasses and needs our help and stuff…

Don’t be a doos and not go to this festival because you’re scared of getting a little flippin splinter or a axe thrown in your head or something.

Put your flippin FLANEGAN shirt on, grow some flippin BALLS and go have a jol.

Every oke who I don’t see there is gonna catch a KLAP from the Tiger, so you’ve been warned! and bring some BELTERS. BELTERS love okes who cut down trees and shit.

Check the invite:

 

 

 

See you TUFF OUS there!

-ST