Them's Fightin' Words

The world is changing, it’s becoming a kinder, gentler place for each and every one of us. I have hard evidence of this fact thanks to the video I’ve posted below entitled “True Facts About Morgan Freeman”.

It used to be Chuck Norris. We read thousands of true facts about him that amplified his sheer indestructibility, his overpowering manliness and his unquenchable thirst for off-the-chart badassery.

Now, the spotlight is on Morgan Freeman and rightly so because as the video so clearly states, “The only reason the sun rises everyday is because Morgan Freeman narrated that sunrise in his dreams the night before.”

Part of me says we should thank God for Morgan Freeman, but another, much bigger, all-encompassing part says we should do exactly the opposite.

Please enjoy the following true facts about Morgan Freeman:

After watching that, I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.

I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain, but whose path was set in motion by Morgan Freeman.

I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend Morgan Freeman and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.

I hope.

Morgan Freeman.

-ST