Archive for September, 2012



06
Sep
12

The Tiger Asks Some Hard Questions About The Lumia 900

interrogationI originally wrote this piece before the Nokia Lumia 920 was announced yesterday, so it feels weird to be writing about this phone when everyone else is shouting about the Lumia 920.

Still though, it will be a while before the Lumia 920 hits shelves so until then the Lumia 900 is still Nokia’s flagship Lumia phone, so from that perspective, this review still has a lot of merit.

We’ve gone through the preliminary reviews on the Nokia Lumia 900, we’ve put it through the first couple of paces and overall the phone has performed well.

But it’s time to take the gloves off and ask some difficult questions about the Lumia 900 because the bottom line is that Nokia has logged more than 3 billion euros in operating losses in the last 18 months and its smartphone market share has dropped to less than 10% from 50% before the iPhone arrived in 2007.

In most consumer’s minds, Nokia doesn’t feature at all when they’re considering what smartphone to buy – iPhone, Android-based phones and, despite the fact that they’re also on the ropes in a huge way, Blackberries are still top of mind for SA consumers.

 

 

Is it time people shifted their perceptions and started considering Nokia’s Windows Phones as a viable alternative to other smartphones in the market?

To answer that question, I asked myself what people want in a smartphone and came up with the following criteria:

  • Aesthetics (does it look sexy?)
  • Speed (does it hang, lag or freeze? What’s the browsing experience like?)
  • Functionality (can it navigate, take video and pics and make me coffee?)
  • Synchronicity (how well does it talk to my other devices?)
  • Apps (does it have sick apps?)
  • Finer details (is typing on the phone a pain in the ass? What’s the battery life like? What are the small things that the phone does right / wrong/)

So, keeping those criteria in mind, here’s how the Lumia 900 performed:

Aesthetics

There’s no denying the Lumia 900 is a damn sexy phone. With its 4.3in AMOLED display, colours are rich, deep and pack a lot of punch.

Its matt polycarbonate body makes the phone scratch proof and thanks to its striking colour variations, it’s the kind of phone that people take notice of when you whip it out.

 

 

I mean with a screen that’s basically 12 x 6 cms, it’s hard not to. But as mentioned before, I think the increased screen size is justified and makes viewing photos and videos on the phone a pleasure.

So on the aesthetics front, the Lumia 900 is a kickass phone, no complaints there.

Speed

Another front I cannot fault the Lumia 900 on is the speed of the device. In nearly a month of using it, the phone has not lagged or frozen once and as I mentioned in my previous post, browsing on this phone is motherflippin’ AWESOME.

To give you an idea, I read a piece on www.cracked.com recently about 5 ridiculous rockstars you would never think are secretly musical geniuses, one of which (much to my surprise) was Prince.

Later in the bar with my buddies, I wanted to share this newfound nugget of highly useful information with them so I tracked down the video below of Prince playing a solo that will melt your face off 1 000 000 times over started playing it for them.

 

 

I shit you not, the video played on my phone without buffering for even a second. That’s something not even my fixed line at work can do.

Were you able to play the video above without buffering? (Don’t answer that question if you live outside of SA. You don’t know what it’s like down here. Bandwidth is like crack in a rich, white neighbourhood – scarce and unjustifiably expensive).

So on the speed front it’s also a winner and that’s a huge plus for any phone.

Functionality

Does it navigate? Yes it does using both Nokia Maps (if you just want a quick fix on your position and a simple way to get to your destination) and Nokia Drive (if you want turn-by-turn voice navigation while you’re driving).

Both are also blisteringly fast. I have a Garmin in my car and yes, granted it’s about two years old now and I haven’t updated it recently, but by the time I’ve switched that thing on, found satellites, punched in the address where I’m going, found the place and hit “Go”, my Lumia is already at the finish line where it’s carving up a celebratory spitroast it started cooking five hours ago.

 

 

On the camera side, as I mentioned in my previous post, the Lumia 900 is a little lacking. The pics are almost always blurry unless you hold your breath while taking them and the digital zoom decimates picture quality and zooms. In. Like. This. Instead of zoominginlikethis.

I tried to do a little reading up to find out if there’s a camera app out there that fixes this, but wasn’t able to find anything.

So it’s a huge thumbs up for the awesome navigation on the phone but a bit of a disappointment on the camera / video side of things.

Synchronicity

If you are a PC man, I see no reason why you shouldn’t get this phone. It syncs so easily with a PC (provided you install Zune first) it’s scary and if you activate Office 365 on the phone, you can take your work with you wherever you go.

Excel works like a bomb, as does Word, both of which allow you to create and edit documents like you would on your PC in a comfortable, user-friendly way.

Unlike Windows Mobile, viewing and editing documents on the Lumia 900 won’t frustrate the shit out of you and make you want to throw the phone with all the force you can muster into oncoming traffic.

 

 

If your laptop got stolen / gave up the ghost, you could almost work entirely off this phone and not skip a beat.

If you aren’t a PC man, it wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense to be using a Windows Phone so yeah… why are you reading this?

Apps

Aaaahhh, apps… the one aspect of this phone I don’t really feel comfortable writing about yet.

I haven’t dived very deep in here, right now the only apps I have running on the Lumia 900 are Whatsapp, Facebook and Twitter.

Facebook and Twitter run pretty smoothly, but Whatsapp exits unexpectedly sometimes and has been designed in this utterly retarded way that hides the words you’re writing behind the virtual keyboard if your message is too long.

 

 

It will also show you who has just Whatsapped you and the first line of what they’ve typed along the top of the screen as soon as you get e message, but then when you go into Whatsapp to read the message, it takes a second or two to refresh the conversation before the new messages appear.

It looks super-slick though, but for a heavy duty user like me, I’ve found it a little frustrating and cumbersome to use.

I’ll get back to apps on the Lumia 900. For now let’s just say they seem to be ok and leave it at that.

Finer Details

These are the things that can really make or break a phone. You could have the sickest phone known to man, but if you hate typing on it (for example), it’s a total deal-breaker.

Luckily typing on the Lumia 900 is a breeze thanks to the highly responsive touch screen and the fact that it starts predicting the word you’re typing and several variations of it as you’re punching it in that you can just select to save yourself the trouble of typing the whole word out.

I also like the fact that the phone doesn’t work according to a whole set of predefined profiles like previous Nokias did. You want your phone on silent? Hold the “volume down” button until the volume is on zero and bam! The phone’s on silent.

 

 

And that’s really one of the things I love the most about this phone, it’s dead simple ease-of-use. The “back” button (one of three that the phone comes with) works universally whether you’re switching between apps, browsing the internet or looking through pictures.

Navigation is quick, clean and intuitive. There isn’t one person I’ve showed the phone to that isn’t impressed by how right Microsoft have gotten the Windows Phone interface.

It also does social like a dream.

I used the N8 for many years (nearly three in total) and though it took the most amazing pics and videos you’re ever seen on a cell phone and was sturdy enough to survive at least five falls that would have shattered most other phones, the simple task of uploading a photo to Twitter was like trying to split an atom.

The Lumia series was built for social. Take a picture –> hit share –> choose medium (ie. Messaging, Google Mail, Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp) –> write caption (optional) –> hit upload.

Of course the downside of such a powerful smartphone is that the battery life typically lasts one day (which is actually pretty standard for smartphones these days) on full power and two at a stretch on power saving.

 

 

If I’ve done this right, you should hopefully have a much clearer picture of the Lumia 900 having read this review and are in a better position to decide if you think it’s worth taking a chance on or not.

To put it bluntly, if you use a PC, there is no reason I can think of as to why you shouldn’t have this phone.

Will the Lumia range of Windows Phones save Nokia’s smartphone market share? Yes, I believe they will, but not until people break out of the mindset that Nokia isn’t a serious contender in the smartphone market.

All that needs to happen is for people to actually try out the Lumia range and I can almost guarantee you they will be pleasantly surprised.

-ST

05
Sep
12

If The Twilight Series Was Like This, I Might Have Actually Watched The Movies

TwilightI’d say the second biggest kick I get out of funny internet videos (after auto-tuned ghetto African-Americans) would definitely come from over-dubbing.

Basically you take a video clip and strip the original voices from it, then re-record the characters saying hilariously nonsensical garbled word-vom.

Someone has done just that with the Twilight cut I’m about to show you and even though I’ve never seen the movies, I’m pretty sure this is 1 000 000 times better than the original could EVER be. In fact, many would argue that this might as well have been what the characters were saying to one another.

Check it:

 

 

“Ever seen a girl’s tongue?”
”Yeah, it’s wet and smells so bad.”
”That’s just stupid”
”Not if she eats cheese or an egg”
”Enough said.”

Some earth-shattering dialogue right there.

-ST

05
Sep
12

And The Winner Iiiiiiiisssssssss…

beauty-pageant-queen1Thank you to everyone who submitted comments yesterday for the Vodacom Unlock The Power Of The Internet competition right here on TFW.

In case you missed it, I asked readers to submit captions for three insanely weird images I stole from www.explainthisimage.com and said the funniest caption (judged by me) would win 5Gb of data from Vodacom.

Well, we had some real hum-dingers yesterday – some were hopeless and some did actually make me chuckle but there can be only one and that one iiiiiiiiissssssss… RICHARD with his “Ju-Ju tiger” comment for Pic 3 – nice one charna!

Richard’s caption perfectly encapsulated the current state of political tension in SA whilst highlighting the tiger-on-tiger prejudice that is felt in many zoos around the country.

Here is the pic with Richard’s caption:

 

 

Great work there Richard, I’ll be emailing you shortly to confirm prize details.

Thanks again to everyone for taking part and sending in their captions.

Stay tuned for more competitions coming soon to TFW Winking smile

-ST

04
Sep
12

Win 5GB Of Free Data, Courtesy of Vodacom

a_winner_is_you_1024Last week I mentioned I’d be running a competition on the site to win 5Gb of free data from Vodacom as part of their Unlock The Power Of The Internet campaign.

So howaboutit? Think you got what it takes to walk outta here 5Gb richer? Atta boy, let’s cut to the chase shall we?

To win the 5Gb, all you have to do is write the funniest caption you can think up for one of the three images I’m about to show you and the most hilarious caption (judged by me) wins the 5Gb. And don’t worry if you aren’t a Vodacom data subscriber, you’ll still be able to use the data.

Worth playing for? Here’s Pic 1 (courtesy of www.explainthisimage.com):

 

 

After which comes Pic 2:

 

 

Aaaaaaaaanndd my personal favourite, Pic 3:

 

 

So there ya have it folks. Write the Pic number first (ie. Pic 1, Pic 2, Pic 3) followed by your caption in the comments section below, you have until 5pm this afternoon to submit comments and I’ll announce a winner first thing tomorrow morning.

Feel free to write more than one comment if you feel your first one didn’t nail it.

May the best maniac win Winking smile

-ST

03
Sep
12

Escape Monday: Indonesian Sulphur Mines

oliviergrunewaldkawahijenbynight2And you thought your job was shite. Try hiking up to the summit of a 8 660ft volcano every day, at the heart of which lies a boiling lake of molten sulphur for $13 a day.

The stench and the unbearable heat are one thing, but these miners also have to carry 90kg loads of sulphur back down once they’ve mined it.

The highly volatile molten sulphuric acid often ignites, causing the hauntingly beautiful blue flames you’ll see below.

Let’s not mince words here, these guys pretty much work in hell. You got the fire, the brimstone and with the gruelling conditions they work in, you can bet your ass you got the gnashing of teeth to seal the deal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those pics were snapped by French photographer Olivier Grunewald and if you think it’s insane that he risked life and limb to get those shots, spare a thought for the miners who do that every day of their lives, often with no protective gear whatsoever.

Get the full story on My Modern Met.

Feeling better about your Monday? Me too Winking smile

Later Party People.

-ST

03
Sep
12

Escape Monday: After The Apocalypse

6b08cfd4c3e8c68a81de33732e058d1b-565x405I’ve decided to start a new project on the site, I’m calling it Escape Monday. The idea is to post stuff every Monday to distract you, even if it’s just for a minute, from the fact that tragically, the weekend has ended.

The images below struck a chord with me because I daydream about stuff like this all the time.

This is the world Tyler Durden imagined in Fight Club. A post-apocalyptic garden of Eden where the few people who have survived have returned to their hunter / gatherer roots among the crumbling cityscapes.

To quote Mr Durden himself:

In the world I see – you’re stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You’ll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you’ll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I stole these images from Beautiful Decay – the artist’s name is Nick Pederson and if you feel like escaping Monday for another few minutes, I’d highly recommend checking his site out.

Watch this space party people, more Escape Monday stuff coming up at lunchtime Winking smile

-ST