Archive for September 5th, 2012

05
Sep
12

If The Twilight Series Was Like This, I Might Have Actually Watched The Movies

TwilightI’d say the second biggest kick I get out of funny internet videos (after auto-tuned ghetto African-Americans) would definitely come from over-dubbing.

Basically you take a video clip and strip the original voices from it, then re-record the characters saying hilariously nonsensical garbled word-vom.

Someone has done just that with the Twilight cut I’m about to show you and even though I’ve never seen the movies, I’m pretty sure this is 1 000 000 times better than the original could EVER be. In fact, many would argue that this might as well have been what the characters were saying to one another.

Check it:

 

 

“Ever seen a girl’s tongue?”
”Yeah, it’s wet and smells so bad.”
”That’s just stupid”
”Not if she eats cheese or an egg”
”Enough said.”

Some earth-shattering dialogue right there.

-ST

05
Sep
12

And The Winner Iiiiiiiisssssssss…

beauty-pageant-queen1Thank you to everyone who submitted comments yesterday for the Vodacom Unlock The Power Of The Internet competition right here on TFW.

In case you missed it, I asked readers to submit captions for three insanely weird images I stole from www.explainthisimage.com and said the funniest caption (judged by me) would win 5Gb of data from Vodacom.

Well, we had some real hum-dingers yesterday – some were hopeless and some did actually make me chuckle but there can be only one and that one iiiiiiiiissssssss… RICHARD with his “Ju-Ju tiger” comment for Pic 3 – nice one charna!

Richard’s caption perfectly encapsulated the current state of political tension in SA whilst highlighting the tiger-on-tiger prejudice that is felt in many zoos around the country.

Here is the pic with Richard’s caption:

 

 

Great work there Richard, I’ll be emailing you shortly to confirm prize details.

Thanks again to everyone for taking part and sending in their captions.

Stay tuned for more competitions coming soon to TFW Winking smile

-ST