Nobody likes a clever dick, especially if that clever dick happens to be standing in a bar making an arse out of you in front of your friends after you’ve just slammed your fifth tequila down the hatch.
At that stage, according to the dictates of the “bro codeâ€, you would be totally forgiven for taking a wild swing at Mr Clever Dick with the biggest haymaker mankind has ever seen.
You’ll never land it, but no harm in trying right? Alternatively, if you’re the type who hankers for a good bar fight (cut to scenes of people smashing bar stools / pool cues over each other’s heads), then here are 10 great ways to start one.
I must say, the last one is pretty damn hilarious (*mentally clicks save).
Later party people.
-ST
