Hazit boychays and belters!
Remember sometimes ago when I wrote about how once in awhile a charna comes along who is a boychay who is a insp-HIRATION to other boychays, a oke who is UNAFRAID to flippin become a MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE like the ultimate gym-klapper of all time and my personal hero HE-OKE?
Ja, well that charna, who okes now call THE CHOSEN CHARNA, has done a flippin OFF THE CHAIN video he asked me to put up a few days ago but I forgot because I was in court after this thing that happened at Tiger Tiger where I took too much JUICE and put some okes in hospital.
I mean seriously?! How’s this: this bloody moffie-oke comes up to me and has the flippin’ BALLS to say “Sorry man, have you got a light?â€
I mean, what a CHOP! “Seriously oke,†I said to him, “are you chewing a brick or are you looking at me? Either way you gonna LOSE YOUR TEETH!â€
But forget that kak. Check out this schweet video, which has all my 3 favourite things: charnas, doof-doof music and H20!
But wait okes! It get’s better!
If you’re one of the first 50 okes to leave a comment after this post, you’ll get a free, flippin’ MASSIVE-SIZED poster* of that very charna from the video that you can hang on your living room that looks like this:
BE a charna, GET the belters and be the AWESOMEST OKE YOU CAN BE.
FISTSPLOSION!
-ST
*A4 MASSIVE BOET! OTHER LEVEL SHIT CHARNA!
My Charna you better not be pulling my dick about that free poster. I heard its hard to squat at gym with broken knee kaps my boet
Boedie, if I didn’t know any better, wiff a threat like that I’d say you were LEBANESE!
How can you tell if you’re in a Lebanese gym?
The punching bag’s on the floor and 5 okes are kicking it!
But no, schweet my boet, the poster’s in the mail 😉
-ST