Whether you’re being ironic or not, obsessing over how incredible the 80s were is sad.
The music was pretty awful, people dressed like they’d done a LOT of coke and raided a cheap dress-up store, everyone’s hairstyles were beyond retarded and the entire world was just really, really cheesy and fucking weird.
To prove my point, here’s a dating video that someone unearthed from the 80s that features a collection of the ugliest, creepiest, saddest and downright scariest men you’re likely to see outside of a rape suspect lineup at your nearest police station.
Except for Fred the Viking. He’s flippin’ awesome 
“I like to talk to people deep into the night�
“I’m currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste�
What the fuck are these people thinking?
Loved the “goddess†dude though. Looks like an extra from a Bon Jovi video.
The 80s. Wow.
-ST
Hi mom!