I caught wind of this radass campaign that Nandos are running at the moment where they are shooting a whole bunch of ads that explain the “Dubious History†of their famous peri peri sauce.
They’re posting all the episodes to this site: http://howfarwillyougo.co.za/ and then giving ordinary folks like you and me the opportunity to take a stab at what happens next in the ads.
You can either write in (must be 280 characters or less) or submit a 30 second video entry and if your submission makes the top three in terms of number of votes you win an African holiday to the value of R20k!
I’m not too fussed about the holiday to be perfectly honest, I just wanted to whip out the ol’ Nokia N8 again, wear my underpants on the outside in public and shoot some crazy shit.
Here are the fruits of my labours*. If you dig this, hit http://howfarwillyougo.co.za/ads/episode-1/ and click on “like†(to the right of the video), literally takes 3 seconds.
You guys fucking rock. Let’s let the Tiger loose on AFRICA bitches! It’s been ages since I’ve had bilharzia!
-ST
*Disclaimer: If my ad makes absolutely no sense, it’s because I shot it before the Nandos one was uploaded onto the site and NOT because I’d smoked too much tik that day.
I like don’t understnad boet. I’ts like all ‘hey boet’ and then its ‘where’s the bush’ but they’re STANDING in the bush. Makes no flipping sense if you aks me.
Boychay! Flippin awesome bru! lets all rally behind the tiger and send him out into the bush! Vote okes! VOTE!!!
I can like to ‘Like’ this.
Jaaaaasas, what a laugh boet! VOTE!
Flip it! Boycha! You in the Top Five! I Like/d!
Klap it maah charnas!
Boet, like that shit EVERY DAY ma boych!
Seriously, I vote for myself EVERYDAY and it seems to be kief.
Let’s KLAP this charnas!
-ST
Pity you poor buggers wasted your time on this puerile piece of shit – or is this the epitome of pantomime these days? Hell, let me put that into language you’ll understand: Hey bru! it’s, like fucking kak.
Hahahaha! That’s probably the most fucking hilarious comment I think anyone’s ever left on this site!
This “puerile piece of shit” that I “wasted my time on” just won me a R20 000 trip around Africa.
I’m sorry if this inferior example of “pantomime” failed to impress you, but let’s be honest you couldn’t do a better job if your sad little life depended on it.
So how about I put that into a language YOU’LL understand: Go fuck yourself.
-ST
Ma boych, according to http://howfarwillyougo.co.za/top-5-entries/ it didn’t make the top 3. If only you had the faculty to understand the criteria, you poor chop.
I don’t really give a rat’s ass what that link says. The final decision as to who the winners are was made by a panel of judges who chose myself, Callegari and Michael as the winners, I got the phonecall about an hour before you wrote that awesome comment (thanks again for that, seriously, it made my day).
So what are you struggling with here? Must I draw you a picture?
Go. Fuck. Your. Self.
-ST
ST, sincere apologies. I have reviewed the other entries and yours is, quite honestly, the best piece there. I should have looked at them all before I commented on yours and I feel a fool for overestimating the level of the competition, which is, I’m sure you’ll agree, the greatest accumulation of ass ejaculate ever to explode on the internet. Well done.
Secondly, please forgive me for using the language I did. It was wrong. But please understand that I was sharing my opinion, something you do extensively on your blog – much of it negative – in your reviews on gigs, albums, movies and so on, many of which have made millions of dollars, garnered countless fans and been awarded by juries of their peers. So accept the criticism, and learn from it as most of the incredibly wealthy and famous people you comment on are adept at doing. the fact is, that is a big part what makes them successful. And I’m sure you will be a success if you do.
Oh, and I was struggling to understand your reply so please, please draw me a picture. I’m not sure your writing is up to it. But that is only my opinion.
That’s better! Apology accepted 😉
-ST